Gomeler.com

It comes with a heavy heart for me to announce this, but I will be leaving Gomeler.com to pursue my lifelong dream of creating and managing a successful Web 5.0 startup. The board of directors for CeilingCatIndustries.com have thoughtfully appointed me as their new CEO, CFO, CAO, CDO, CZO, and 3DO. I don’t precisely know what all these titles mean, but I do know my new office and business cards will be extra large to reflect these changes in position. There was no job description with the job offer however under “PERKZ” was a list of 1 LOLCAT LAFF PER HOUR, 2 CHEEZBURGER PER MEAL, 6 VACASHUN DAIS PER WEEK. I am as stumped as you are but I figured I can only be moving up in the world. In preparation for my new position I have begun reading many books on how to run a startup company. I’ve got this sinking feeling that I’ll be drastically overwhelmed but I’m not worried, Ceiling Cat Industries sounds like a sweet place to work at. I think that’s about it, so long computers and cascades, hello creativity and Web 5.0!

There will be a live auction held next Saturday in Atlanta at 11am for all the hardware associated with Gomeler.com. Included in the auction will be two 2-stage cascades, multiple dry ice tubes, half a dozen motherboards, multiple memory kits, and a slew of processors. All proceeds will go to the charity of the buyers choice. I will however be keeping my Crucial 10th Anniversary sticks, handpicked D9GMH is a keeper, even if it doesn’t work anymore. Hope to see you all there!